the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Randomize
