he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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