chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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