And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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