Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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