I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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