My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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