I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
