She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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