shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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