hell yes lets make some ravioli
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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