lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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