Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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