..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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