I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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