I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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