Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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