WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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