Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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