so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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