I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
