she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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