I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He felt like a one man threesome
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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