I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i just google imaged poop.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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