hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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