YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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