come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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