Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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