so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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