Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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