My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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