cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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