Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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