Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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