after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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