If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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