I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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