so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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