It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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