No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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