I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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