all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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