the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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