there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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