Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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