I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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