One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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