maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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