sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
