i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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