You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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